Splitline - Vintage Metal Bathroom Humor Sign

The sign every bathroom secretly needs

You know that person. The one who disappears into the bathroom and doesn't come back for 20 minutes.

Now there's a sign that says what you've been thinking — and it gets a laugh every single time.

Guests notice it. Family reads it out loud. Everyone has something to say about it.

And because it's made from real metal with a vintage distressed finish, it won't peel, warp, or fall apart like those flimsy cardboard signs that barely survive the first shower.

One of our most gifted bathroom items this year

✓ Guests can't help but comment
Hang it in the guest bathroom or half bath. Within the first visit, someone will laugh, point, and ask where you got it.

 ✓ Real metal, not flimsy cardboard
Made from durable iron with a vintage distressed finish. No peeling, no warping — even in steamy bathrooms where cheap signs fall apart.

 ✓ Up on the wall in 60 seconds
Pre-drilled corner holes make hanging effortless. Grab two screws or a command strip and you're done. No tools, no guessing.

 ✓ The gift that gets the biggest laugh
Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, Father's Day, or just because. It says what everyone's thinking — and it's always a hit.

What you get today

• Splitline vintage metal bathroom humor sign (8 × 12 inches)
• Pre-drilled corner holes for instant hanging
• Durable iron construction with vintage distressed finish
• Free tracked shipping
• 30-day money-back guarantee

Small-batch vintage finish — once this production run sells out, restock timelines may vary.

Add a little humor to your bathroom — grab your Splitline sign while it's still available.

Frequently asked questions

How big is the sign?
It measures 8 × 12 inches — about the size of a standard sheet of paper. Big enough to notice, small enough to fit any wall without overwhelming the space.

Will it rust or peel in a humid bathroom?
No. It's made from durable iron with a printed vintage finish. Unlike chipboard or MDF signs, it won't peel, warp, or degrade from steam or moisture.

How do I hang it?
There are pre-drilled holes in each corner. Use two small screws, nails, or adhesive command strips. Most people have it up in under a minute.

Is this a good gift?
It's one of our most gifted items. Works great for birthdays, housewarmings, Father's Day, or as a funny surprise for someone who spends a little too long scrolling in the bathroom.

Specifications

• Size: 8 × 12 inches
• Material: tinplate
• Weight: Lightweight
• Mounting: Pre-drilled corner holes

Do these run true to size?
They fit true to size for most. If you're between sizes or prefer a slightly relaxed fit through the hip, we suggest sizing up one.

How tall is the model, and where do the pants hit?
The pants are designed to sit at the ankle on a 5'7" frame. On taller women, they will sit slightly above the ankle. On shorter women, they may fall between mid calf and ankle length, depending on height and proportions.

Can I wear these to the office?
Yes. Paired with a tucked blouse and loafers, they read polished and professional. The tapered cut keeps the silhouette clean.

Will the fabric fade after washing?
The cotton-linen like blend is pre-washed to soften the hand feel and minimize fading. Wash cold and hang dry to keep the color rich.

• Size: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
• Material: Cotton-linen like-polyester blend
• Rise: High waist
• Leg: Tapered with front seam detail
• Hem: Subtle ruched ankle cuff

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Do not bleach
• Hang dry to preserve shape and color

Your order is dispatched within 24–48 hours and typically arrives within 5–9 business days. You'll get a tracking link the moment it ships, so you can follow it door to door.

Ordering from outside the US? Allow 7–10 business days.