Porchly – Vintage Farmhouse Porch Therapy Plaque
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Your porch, finally has its spot.
There's a chair you always come back to.
The one where your coffee tastes better.
The one where the world finally gets quiet.
This sign tells everyone (including you) that this corner is sacred. The hand-distressed orange-rust patina over weathered teal, with plain printed text, looks like you found it at a country flea market 40 years ago.
Hang it. Step back. Smile.
A quiet Pinterest favorite for cozy porches
✓ Looks 100 years old, not 100 days
The hand-applied rust-orange patina sits over a weathered teal base.
✓ Eye catching plain printed text
"Porch Therapy" is printed. That's solid tinplate (alloy).
✓ Built for years on your porch
Sturdy metal with a sealed finish. Handles sun, rain, and seasons without warping, fading fast, or rusting through.
✓ The "do not disturb" sign for grown-ups
"Session in Progress" tells every guest your quiet time is sacred. Funny. Warm. And nobody argues with it.
✓ Hangs in under 30 seconds
Pre-drilled holes, ready to go. Grab two screws or a strong hook and your porch has its centerpiece.
What you get today
- Porchly distressed metal porch sign
- Hand-applied rust-orange patina over weathered teal base
- Pre-drilled mounting holes (ready to hang)
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day at-home trial
Seasonal production run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Claim your cozy porch spot before this batch is gone.
Try Porchly at home for 30 days. If it doesn't look or feel the way you expected on your porch, return it for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Can I hang it indoors too?
Yes. It looks just as good in an entryway, mudroom, kitchen, or above a coffee bar. The patina works anywhere farmhouse style lives.
How is it mounted?
Pre-drilled holes on the top corners. Use two screws straight into wood siding, fence, or drywall — or hang from sturdy hooks. Takes under a minute.
Will the orange rust patches keep spreading?
No. The rust look is a sealed decorative finish, not active rust. It stays exactly as it arrives.
What if my porch is a different color scheme?
The teal-and-orange palette is warm and earthy, so it blends with most wood, white, grey, or sage porches. It reads as "vintage find," not "loud accent."
Specifications
- Size: 15.75 x 3.94 inches
- Material: Sturdy tinplate (alloy)
- Mounting: Pre-drilled holes, ready to hang
- Printed texts
- Indoor/outdoor: both
Do these run true to size?
They fit true to size for most. If you're between sizes or prefer a slightly relaxed fit through the hip, we suggest sizing up one.
How tall is the model, and where do the pants hit?
The pants are designed to sit at the ankle on a 5'7" frame. On taller women, they will sit slightly above the ankle. On shorter women, they may fall between mid calf and ankle length, depending on height and proportions.
Can I wear these to the office?
Yes. Paired with a tucked blouse and loafers, they read polished and professional. The tapered cut keeps the silhouette clean.
Will the fabric fade after washing?
The cotton-linen like blend is pre-washed to soften the hand feel and minimize fading. Wash cold and hang dry to keep the color rich.
- Size: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Material: Cotton-linen like-polyester blend
- Rise: High waist
- Leg: Tapered with front seam detail
- Hem: Subtle ruched ankle cuff
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Hang dry to preserve shape and color
Your order is dispatched within 24–48 hours and typically arrives within 5–9 business days. You'll get a tracking link the moment it ships, so you can follow it door to door.
Ordering from outside the US? Allow 7–10 business days.
